I really try my best to like people. But most of them are so stupid I just can’t. Thank God you’re not one of them- happy birthday.

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Happy birthday to my best buddy in the entire universe. May you grow so old that the devil gets frustrated waiting for your arrival!

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Young and immature. Those are two words that usually go together- but with you young is gone and immature somehow stayed for a while. Oh well, I guess old and immature works for today. Happy birthday to you, you expired and irresponsible human.

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Hey! It’s your birthday! I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year. Thanks a million for making your big day mine too!

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Good job for trying to keep being alive until this day, congratulations on getting older again.

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I have a particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I don’t know where you live and I don’t know who you are but I will find you… and wish you a joyful birthday, niece.

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Happy Birthday. Niece, you are as sweet as a cupcake! I hope you have an absolutely scrumptious birthday!

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Is it your birthday AGAIN? Stop getting older! You’re starting to catch up to me! Happy Birthday to my beautiful niece! Another year older and another year wiser!

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A niece is someone as beautiful, talented, and intelligent as her favorite aunt—me of course! Happy Birthday to my amazing niece!

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Happy birthday to the most stylish niece on the planet!

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I miss the days when I would count the hours before your visit. Now that we are all grown up, we might be separated a bit. But you can still count on me. On this special day, I wish you make your dreams come true.

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We are definitely a family my cousin. I find myself in you, and I hope you find yourself in me. You can turn to me anytime, and I can turn to you anytime. Happy birthday.

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If I could give the gift of immortality to somebody, you would definitely be high on that list. I want you to be able to live forever and make me happy as always. Happy birthday, cousin.

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Today is no ordinary day. A little birdy told me you are celebrating a birthday, and I hope you have a delicious cake and you like the presents you get. Starting with my wish.

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I want the sun to shine the brightest today, and the birds to sing the loudest because today is one of the most special days in the year. My cousin celebrates a birthday.

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Happy Birthday. It’s your birthday, son! Go out and celebrate with your friends, have a few beers, and have lots of fun! This day is all about you. Enjoy!

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To My Fantastic Son! Wishing you a super fun birthday and remember that this day only comes once a year, so make it a special one! Enjoy your celebration.

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To My Terrific Son! Sending special wishes your way for you to have a perfect day. Make sure to enjoy your birthday celebration and dessert!

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Happy Birthday. To My Awesome Son! Wishing you a day filled with excitement, fun, and of course, the best dessert ever! Enjoy the festivities of this very special day! Love you.

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Happy Birthday. To My Dear Son! On your birthday I would like you to know, that you, my son, have held a special place in my heart since day one. Wishing you a day filled with lots of fun.

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