Best friend: one million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
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Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
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Please God If You Can’t Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
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My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.
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Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
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As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
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Be Warned: I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
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Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
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If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.
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I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days
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Maybe Funny Whatsapp Status can destroy someones love feelings!
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All animals are good but some can cause a serious problem to you !!
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Almost Everything should be fair in Love and also in Final Exams !!
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I am not lazy and I was just saving my energy.
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.
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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.
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Facebook is the only place where you can talk to the wall.
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I hate when people try so hard. You think you’re cute? Um, sorry to break it to you but you look like an ugly baboon.
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