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I don’t have an attitude problem. I just have a personality you can’t handle.

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Never accept to be anyone’s second choice.

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Put me second, and I’ll make you non-existent.

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Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!

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If you are laughing at your wife’s choice, then do remember that you are one of them.

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What I say about my condition, I will die without you.

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He loves death, she loves life, he lives for her, and she dies for him.

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Good music, Wi-Fi, a fully charged battery, and my Friday night is good to go.

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I usually can’t wait to get back home every day.

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Don’t worry about me. I already do that job.

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I had a long day, but nothing a cold shower won’t fix! Try it and thank me later.

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

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I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

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Common sense is like deodorant – the people who need it most never use it.

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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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There are two sides to the story, and then there are the screenshots.

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