I may be fat, but you’re ugly — I can lose weight!
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
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Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
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Be strong I whispered to my wifi signal.
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Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them.
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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel
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Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take a moment and make it perfect!
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Love is sweet, when it’s New. But it is sweeter when its true.
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You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
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I love that feeling I get when I see your smile
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Yes, I’m selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
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I am still wearing the smile you gave me.
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The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That’s the one.
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if kissing is the language of Love then we have a lot to talk about.
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I forgive but I never forget.
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